"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." - George Carlin
And so I begin my blogging adventure with a quote from one of the greatest comedians of all time, and with that quote comes a ring of hopefulness as I have taken some wise words into account in hopes of maybe "hitting it big" with this blog. When one thinks of the Pope, they see a man with great power, and ulitmately with great control. Carlin said it best when he claimed that he has just as much authority as the Pope, yet he doesn' have quite the following (although he certainly had my backing) that the "Holy One" clearly does. Sitting in my room at 2:35 in the morning, it's certainly tough to think about things to write that would entertain people such as you, who may be reading this now; so the way I see it is, I'll take a Tucker Max approach and write about as much crazy shit as I possibly can that pertains to my life, and see if it makes me as "successful" as he is, although he is a complete douchebag. While my life may not be as eventful as his, it certainly will be alot more truthful ;) Enjoy Life Through My Eyes.
